Just another Night on the farm

Ok so We had some fun last night with Buster our Bull.
He decided to break out of his pen last night around midnight. Yup I was just falling to sleep when I hear the neighbors dogs going nuts and see blue lights flashing outside my bedroom window. Out the window I look to see my big ol' bull standing in my front lawn staring at Deerfields finest(and youngest) Officer. Who was lucky enough to have the "easy " night shift.
I come out and say to my bull "What are you doing Buster" and the Officer says "Ma'am Is this your Cow?"" yes it is" I say and I walk over to him and grab him by the ear.(this being a 1000+lb Bull) He says "Oh well He didn't like me . When I put a rope around him He charged me and My Cruiser" I says "yeah You just have to Grab him By the ear and he'll be fine." The Doubtfull Officer then watched-at a more than resonable distance- as I escorted good ol Buster back to the Barn. It took a little cajoling, but finally got him into his pen, just as I was getting him settled Out comes Big Eric who scared the night lights out of the nice young officer and made him jump about 2 feet. When I got inside I was laughing so hard and and couldnt fall asleep for hours. The look on his face -Priceless-I will be laughing about this one for weeks.